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The Dude MINI APP
@el_duderino_bot
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THE DUDE ABIDES·NEW SHIPMENT IS IN, MAN·CAREFUL, THERE'S A BEVERAGE HERE·THIS STACK REALLY TIES THE WEEK TOGETHER·
Est. 1998 · Venice, CA · 21+
The Dude
Supplier of Fine Research Peptides
The GOODS
Tap + to add · max 10 vials per compound, this isn't 'Nam
The STRIKE STACK
Klow 80mg
GHK-Cu, KPV, BPC-157 and TB-500 in one vial. Four compounds. One rug. It really ties the stack together.
Research use only, man. The Dude does not abide human consumption. Prices are sample data for this mockup — this is, like, just a demo. 21+ members only. The rug stays.
The Tab, Man
Total$0.00
Submitting rolls this order to @el_duderino_bot. The bot reserves your vials, marks the lane, and DMs you the tab — Venmo / Cash App. No checks from the Lebowski Foundation, and absolutely no marmots.
Strike!
The Dude Abides
Order's rolling, man. Watch your DMs for the tab and pickup details. Your vials are reserved — the bot took 'em off the lane the second you rolled.